I'm no gamer but...

[Bateman]

man, do I think I really want this.

http://www.cnet.com/products/acer-predator-21x/preview/

An Acer laptop. It weighs 17 pounds, has a curved screen, 2 GPUs, 2 power supplies and 5 fans to keep it cool. 64 GB of ram and 5 hard drives.

I get weak in the knees looking at it.

 

[Screen Legend]

Man, that IS a thing of beauty...and I'm not a gamer either!

 

[Clara Oswald]

That's a laptop you don't ever actually take anywhere - too heavy, too big. My 17" is really too big to easily carry.