Morgan/Derek

[Derek]

Derek wakes up in Morgan's bedroom in Limbo after a wild night. He scoots closer to her under the covers, unwilling to let her leave or kick him out.

"Come here girl, I'm gonna give you a demon baby!"

 

[Morgan]

Morgan was having a very pleasant dream about Boris Kodjoe. And the HE had to ruin in.

"Come here girl, I'm gonna give you a demon baby!"

"Oh ARE you? Let me tell YOU something, demon BOY - I only choose REAL MEN! And that's certainly not YOU!"

Her Darkchilde persona came over her then, her shining purple horns reflecting the light coming through the window. Her trademark flawless legs rolled over onto him.

"I AM THE DEMON SORCERESS AND MISTRESS OF THIS REALM!"

Stops to primp in her compact.

"AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO PLEASURE ME, PEON!"

 

[Derek]

"Oh YESSSSS, let it out!"

He rolled onto his back as she mounted him.

Morgan: AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO PLEASURE ME, PEON!

"Yeah, ok, but you gotta let me in though. Just... just relax a little bit!"

 

[Morgan]

"Don't you DARE tell me what to do!"

She kissed him passionately, clamping down on him with her demon box.

"Careful what you wish for - you may not get it back."

She smiled sweetly as an aura of purple energy surrounded her. She twitched her nose and eldritch chimes sounded, and suddenly Derek's cock became as hard as iron, and would remain that way for as long as she willed it. For she was the SORCERESS SUPREME and all of reality bowed to her desire!

"For erections lasting longer than four hours, please consult your physician."

A whip cracked in the background.

 

[Derek]

"No, what you REALLY need is for a man to show you who's boss!"

He said, sitting up and putting her on her back. She tightened down on him, and he pinned her wrists above her head.

"Girl, I'm bouts to fuck ya real good! My erections ALWAYS last longer than four hours! Viagra is made from my blood!"

 

[Morgan]

"Yeah, well LIPITOR is made from MINE!"

But then a strange sensation came over her. She became breathless. Her body felt warm all over and she started to shake.

"That feels...that feels...so good!"

She clutched him to her.

"Don't stop! Don't you dare stop!"

Why hadn't she seen it before?

"Thank you! Thank you for showing me that what I really need was a man to make all my decisions for me. I don't know how I ever got along without one!"

Her horns receded into her head and were replaced by a crown of spring flowers. Sunlight poured through the windows of the citadel, which was transformed into a clapboard farmhouse with a white picket fence. Angelic music began playing in the background, strummed by tiny cupids holding harps.

"I'm going to dedicate my life to taking care of my man."