Karma
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by: Kat Gantis
Madonna vs. Mariah; Cruise Swears by Kanye
"What's the difference between a pop star and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist." That's Madonna, trying but failing to find the funny in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. But is her diva-centric joke hitting a little too close to home with Mariah Carey?
The New York Daily News reports Mimi is miffed that the erstwhile Esther was given the coveted opening performance slot at Wednesday's Grammy Awards. Turns out Mariah, whose career resurrection culminated in eight nominations, "really wanted to open the show with her choir-backed rendition of 'We Belong Together,'" a source tells the paper.
But Madonna, who knows a thing or two about getting her own way, reportedly gave Grammy producers an ultimatum: Either she be given the primo lead-in or she'd take a powder on the proceedings.
The producers caved, says the paper, because of their belief her boogie-shaking "Confessions on a Dancefloor" collaboration with the Gorillaz would bring in ratings.
"The war between Madonna and Mariah has been going on for years," tattles a mole. "Mariah was also steaming last summer when Madonna stole the show at Live 8."
Madonna, meanwhile, tells Harper's she's grown as a person since becoming Mrs. Guy Ritchie. "You become less impulsive, less reckless, less careless, less selfish," says the Big M, who describes herself as "strong-willed" and "ambitious." "In those respects, I've changed a lot ..."
In other Grammy gossip, Tom Cruise surgically removed himself from Katie Holmes' side long enough to make the scene solo at Kanye West's pre-award show performance in L.A. Monday night, reports MTV.
No, Tom hasn't developed a sudden taste for hip-hop. Turns out the meeting of the massive egos was more business than pleasure: West has been hired to reinterpret the theme song for "Mission: Impossible III."
The rapper must be happy with his new gig, because he made sure to give Tom a shout-out from the stage. The toothy future baby daddy was -- get this -- "a little shy" when the spotlight hit him, but he did manage to overcome his uncharacteristic bashfulness to smile and wave to the crowd.
Cruise, apparently as sick as we are of the word "amazing," instead described the experience with such exclamations as "Wow!" "Damn" and "Un-[bleeping]-believable."
The same could be said for a report in Star, which claims the I-do-my-own-stunts-asserting A-lister scaled a rope and climbed onto a balcony to get a better view of the stage.
"It was completely bizarre -- it reminded me of his crazy display on 'Oprah' when he jumped up and down on her couch," a bystander tells the tab.
No word on the expectant Katie's whereabouts, but we're gonna go out on a limb and say she was busy strapping herself into an uncomfortable unitard-like contraption in preparation for her belly-baring morning coffee run.
Speaking of Kanye, not everyone is as big a fan as Cruise. Killers frontman Brandon Flowers snips to Rolling Stone that the egomaniacal musician "makes me ill. I wanted to love him so much when he first came out. He has this sweet voice, and there's a cuteness to it. And then you see him in interviews and he's like a lion. It just ruined the whole package for me."