Karma
Heart Attack
Okay, so i've been away for a couple days and you will not BELIEVE how people come out of the wordwork to see you and want to "hang" with you when they find out you're relocating 
it's all good though because it gives me an excuse to show off outfits and enjoy acts of bitchery with my girlfriends :fdevil:
so this past weekend, i was invited to a birthday party that was being held at a very upscale highrise hotel in downtown detroit. the "birthday boy" was very popular and well connected and had just recently come home from military service.
I decided to go with my girls Tiffany, Crystal and Rita. I wore black Calvin Klein cocktail dress with some black, "silver heeled" stillettos and i had a "smokey glam" effect going with my make up.
we went to this party and it was DEFINATELY popping with energy. a whole lot of folks were there...gay, straight, black, white etc. when WE arrived, it was definately turning out to be a night of surprises. for starters..my ex best friend, BETH was there with a new beau. We saw each other from across the room but didnt speak to each other.
Jeffrey (the birthday boy) was there and greeting guests. He's so cute too...a black man with chocolate brown skin, and excellent fashion sense. We hugged and left our gifts on the designated table and began to mingle.
Things got a bit weird when a local celebrity of sorts arrived. His name is Charles Pugh and he's another black man who happens to be a TV news anchor and a radio personality AND he's openly gay. There were other gay folks there and of course THEY were losing their minds and us straight girls only had a few men that would actually pay attention to US, despite how gorgeous we looked
the party was awesome, whoever had been responsible for it had booked several rooms down one hallway, there was also access to a bar, a pool and jacuzzi, an arcade etc.
there was dancing, drinking, good times all around really, despite all the cattiness going on with some people getting all worked up over Charles Pugh and "Lieutenant Dre" (another popular radio personality whose sexuality is the subject of much gossip and rumour in detroit) .
at some point, Jeff disappeared. I hadnt noticed at first because i was too busy buzzing off my drinks but when Tiffany and I decided we wanted to do a "hair and makeup check" we were trying to figure out which bathroom we should go to. I wanted go out to the women's parlour room in the hallways, but Tiff wanted to use one of the bathrooms in the hotel suites.
FINALLY we agreed to go to one of the other less crowded suites and use the bathroom there to check our hair and make up. we went in there and opened the door....and JEFF AND CHARLES PUGH WERE IN THE BATHROOM MAKING OUT!!!
i've known jeff for 6 years..and while i pride myself on being a fag hag with EXCELLENT "gaydar"...i NEVER expected THIS to happen. I dropped my compact on the floor and Tiffany yelled "oh HELL NO"!
we stumbled to get out of the bathroom and went crashing into two OTHER people who were coming into that suite and before we could say ANYTHING...they saw what was going on in that bathroom and the news traveled like wildfire. :worry: people were running, shouting, trying to see what was going on and adding things to the story that never even happened.
Charles wanted to blame US (tiffany and i) for this as if WE had just PLANNED to expose them? but i was like "how the HELL were WE supposed to know your hot to trot ass was gonna be in the damn bathroom making out with JEFFREY." "and arent you like damn near 40 and HE's MY AGE?"
that guy is SUCH a snotty, catty bitch...he thinks he is SO grand and he's used to the adoration of younger gay men...and doesnt really get along with women...not even on the air.
poor jeff . he was like totally at a loss. his birthday party became his "COMING OUT PARTY". after a few moments of damage controll (in which several people were asked to leave) the party became a bit more quiet and his REAL friends showed him that it ultimately didnt matter if he was gay. it was his birthday and we were there to celebrate HIM. if he wanted to have a man in the bathroom making out, that was fine with us (just please dont let it be that overly made up BITCH charles pugh. he wears more make up than me and tiffany COMBINED!!) the party finally came to a "close" at about 2 am with many people going to their own little "after parties". Tiffany, Rita and I went back over to ritas and we just all relaxed, had one last drink and went to bed (since most of us were too hammered to drive anywhere and it was too cold to be out dressed the way we were lol)
so that was my weekend!
it's all good though because it gives me an excuse to show off outfits and enjoy acts of bitchery with my girlfriends :fdevil:so this past weekend, i was invited to a birthday party that was being held at a very upscale highrise hotel in downtown detroit. the "birthday boy" was very popular and well connected and had just recently come home from military service.
I decided to go with my girls Tiffany, Crystal and Rita. I wore black Calvin Klein cocktail dress with some black, "silver heeled" stillettos and i had a "smokey glam" effect going with my make up.
we went to this party and it was DEFINATELY popping with energy. a whole lot of folks were there...gay, straight, black, white etc. when WE arrived, it was definately turning out to be a night of surprises. for starters..my ex best friend, BETH was there with a new beau. We saw each other from across the room but didnt speak to each other.
Jeffrey (the birthday boy) was there and greeting guests. He's so cute too...a black man with chocolate brown skin, and excellent fashion sense. We hugged and left our gifts on the designated table and began to mingle.
Things got a bit weird when a local celebrity of sorts arrived. His name is Charles Pugh and he's another black man who happens to be a TV news anchor and a radio personality AND he's openly gay. There were other gay folks there and of course THEY were losing their minds and us straight girls only had a few men that would actually pay attention to US, despite how gorgeous we looked
the party was awesome, whoever had been responsible for it had booked several rooms down one hallway, there was also access to a bar, a pool and jacuzzi, an arcade etc.
there was dancing, drinking, good times all around really, despite all the cattiness going on with some people getting all worked up over Charles Pugh and "Lieutenant Dre" (another popular radio personality whose sexuality is the subject of much gossip and rumour in detroit) .
at some point, Jeff disappeared. I hadnt noticed at first because i was too busy buzzing off my drinks
but when Tiffany and I decided we wanted to do a "hair and makeup check" we were trying to figure out which bathroom we should go to. I wanted go out to the women's parlour room in the hallways, but Tiff wanted to use one of the bathrooms in the hotel suites.FINALLY we agreed to go to one of the other less crowded suites and use the bathroom there to check our hair and make up. we went in there and opened the door....and JEFF AND CHARLES PUGH WERE IN THE BATHROOM MAKING OUT!!!
i've known jeff for 6 years..and while i pride myself on being a fag hag with EXCELLENT "gaydar"...i NEVER expected THIS to happen. I dropped my compact on the floor and Tiffany yelled "oh HELL NO"!
we stumbled to get out of the bathroom and went crashing into two OTHER people who were coming into that suite and before we could say ANYTHING...they saw what was going on in that bathroom and the news traveled like wildfire. :worry: people were running, shouting, trying to see what was going on and adding things to the story that never even happened.
Charles wanted to blame US (tiffany and i) for this as if WE had just PLANNED to expose them?
but i was like "how the HELL were WE supposed to know your hot to trot ass was gonna be in the damn bathroom making out with JEFFREY." "and arent you like damn near 40 and HE's MY AGE?"that guy is SUCH a snotty, catty bitch...he thinks he is SO grand
and he's used to the adoration of younger gay men...and doesnt really get along with women...not even on the air.poor jeff . he was like totally at a loss. his birthday party became his "COMING OUT PARTY". after a few moments of damage controll (in which several people were asked to leave) the party became a bit more quiet and his REAL friends showed him that it ultimately didnt matter if he was gay. it was his birthday and we were there to celebrate HIM. if he wanted to have a man in the bathroom making out, that was fine with us (just please dont let it be that overly made up BITCH charles pugh. he wears more make up than me and tiffany COMBINED!!
) the party finally came to a "close" at about 2 am with many people going to their own little "after parties". Tiffany, Rita and I went back over to ritas and we just all relaxed, had one last drink and went to bed (since most of us were too hammered to drive anywhere and it was too cold to be out dressed the way we were lol) so that was my weekend!
