The "I Have Never" Thread

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I'm sure most of you have played the I Have Never game before. The forum version goes like this:

1st Poster: "I have never done ____"

if one of the board goers has done it, they post their explanation of why/what caused them to do it, and then they post their "I Have Never" question below it. Eventually we'll probably run into something no one here has ever done and the game just starts over. The questions can be as innocent or devious as you'd like (no one's put on the spot to actually answer them like truth or dare). So I'll start...

I have never...

stolen anything
 
I have. I was pissed at the grocery store where I worked and so I quit. On my last day, a girl who was also quitting and I put "paid" stickers on a basket (one of those little handbaskets, not a full cart) full of cosmetics, perfume and girly magazines (Cosmo for her, Glamour for me). It was our little revenge. It was fun too!

I have never...

eaten tofu (no really! Never tried it)
 
I have. It was bloody awful; like eating a jellyfish stuffed with blandness. I did it because it was part of a meal I went to with all my friends whilst in China, and it was just one of the dishes served.

I have never...gone skinnydipping oddly enough.
 
I have! several times over the years...in a private lake in a suburb of connecticut; in the delaware river in PA, and in my own pool in my backyard :D i do it because its fun and it feels nice to dip into cool water in the nude on a hot summer day (or night as it was in PA )


I have never watched a football or any other sporting event (the shit is boring as hell to me)
 
I have never been to a strip club

I have never been to a mosque

I have never rooted for New Mexico State in football

I have never been to an NFL game

I have never met Spellbinder or talked to her on the phone

I have never met or talked to anyone off of this website

I have never liked generic cereal
 
Spellbinder said:
I have! several times over the years...in a private lake in a suburb of connecticut; in the delaware river in PA, and in my own pool in my backyard :D i do it because its fun and it feels nice to dip into cool water in the nude on a hot summer day (or night as it was in PA )


I have never watched a football or any other sporting event (the is boring as hell to me)
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How in the world could you have never watched a football game?
Football rocks!!!!

I have never watched an episode of Charmed . .(it's stupid).
 
I have! Charmed seasons 1-3 were AWESOME... I agree that its gotten kind of stupid now.

I have never gotten COMPLETELY drunk [as in passed out with a hangover the next morning]
 
HA HA! you have never lived. 1 word. Tequila.

I have never

engaged in group sex (as in more than 2 people):angel:
 
I have. My flatmate and his girlfriend were going at it and I could hear them through the walls. ;)

I have never...

Done ex, cocaine, or meth
 
I haven't done it but Jess did coke two years ago with her friend. I pretty much tried not to flip out on her. The drug freaked her out and she said she'd never do it again. I myself am an alcohol chick than a drug chick.


I have never played strip poker. :D
 
I have. :D good times. :hehe: it was a drinking party... i was drinking moderately... everyone else was nearly smashed... our second 'drinking game' of the night. our first game, as it so happens, was the board game 'i have never'.

I have never been skydiving [but that is soon to change, come april :D]
 
Not sure if this counts as sky diving but I did go to airborne school jumped from 2000 feet there. No free fall though cuase the shoots open right after you jump out which is why I wasn't sure if it counts.

Any way, I have never 69ned
 
Sounds like parachuting mostly, but i'll count it ;)

Oh, *giggles* I have. :D I was completely sober, and engaged in a round of serious necking, when my guy let it be known that he'd always wanted to try it.

I have never visited a foreign country [also soon to change. I can't WAIT to REALLY travel!]
 
I've been to both Mexico and Canada. Both were beautiful in their own way. I hiked up a mountain in Alberta Canada with a friend and there was this quaint little tea house by a waterfall. The waitress was so achingly beautiful we fought over who could give her the biggest tip. I won. :D

I traveled back to the place of my birth in Mexico a couple of summers. There's an old church where I was baptised that is quite beautiful and famous. The food down there is sooooo good, the people tend to be very friendly, and the marketplace I visited was alive with spices and haggling. :)

"I have never..."

Instigated a fight by throwing the first punch
 
Instigated a fight by throwing the first punch
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Your talking to "fighting Irish" here, a nickname my classmates called me through elementary to high school. I actually began fighting with classmates in the first grade on the bus - but I was provoked.

However, back in 7th grade when the girls were playing volley ball there was this annoying fat chick named Amy. She was standing next to me in the front line and she was talking shit about my friends, who played on the other team. I told her, "Amy - why don't you say it to their faces!" She turned to me and told me "shut the hell up!" I shoved her roughly and she shoved me.

Back then I wore glasses, before my contact lenses. But in our shoving match she took my glasses. I told her to give them to me, okay so I demanded for them back. My patience had been thin that day. Anyway she refused so I rushed her with a mean right hook to the bridge of her nose. She dropped my glasses and I immediately picked them up and she tried to swing but I was too fast. I punched her in the gut and then a left hook to the mouth. The girls were cheering and our male coach just WATCHED! LOL! Anyway I continued in my punching before the girls on the opposite team ran over and pulled me off. ;) I get heated in battle. :nod: But I ended up playing on my friends team. :eek: Amy's face was so screwed up, besides two black eyes her lip was busted. :angel: :whistle:


I have never slept with a guy. :shrug: :whistle:
 
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