Which BARBIE are you?

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take this quiz and FIND OUT! there's all sorts of Barbies to be! :D


http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=20800


i cant BELIEVE my results! :eek: :rolleyes:

Serial Killer Barbie
You're on the 10 Most Wanted list,Your cunning and clever, but most of all, you use those disarming good looks to lure your prey. They'll never catch you barbie. They'll never believe it if it was right in front of their face.
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Kung Fu Barbie
A dainty quiet brunnette, those overbearing male chauvenist pigs are always attracted to you. Little do they know what justice has in store for them. Roundhouse kicks and pressure-point strikes. Kung fu Barbie kicks some ass.
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I got a cool one! Hi-YA!
 
Spellbinder said:
i cant BELIEVE my results! :eek: :rolleyes:
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I can :D

Sports Barbie
You're a two time state champion quarterback, and to think, they almost didn't let you on the team! You pitch 92 miles per hour, and you pull a wicked string on that curve. Your jump shot is lights out your lightning fast on the track. It's hard to find sports bras to keep those double-Ds under control. But coach just felt them up last week and said they'll be fine.
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Homemaker Barbie
Cooking, cleaning, pleasing your man. Barbie, you're a domestic godess. Don't let those feminists run your life. Your happiest with a baby held firm in one arm and a dust rag in the other hand. You can sew a mean double stitch, and you know the supermarket better than the night shelf-stockers. After the kids grow up, you'll be fat and old barbie, but hey, atleast you get to watch all of the soaps
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lol this could be true.... i think so
 
Hollywood Barbie
People are so mean when they call you vain and shallow. It's your agent who is pressuring you to get a second nose job! You can't help it the Malibu surgeon got the shape wrong (the lawsuit is still pending). It's not your fault the only 3 motion pictures you've ever done were box office bombs. They were bad scripts and your roles weren't big enough to save the film. Things will surely be lookig up for you soon, barbie. Atleast your live in boyfriend is a great masseur.
 
Ghetto Barbie
Dat lil suburban beyotch bes jus bak da fuk out yo face! You gotsta score you a hit you on da prowl ta get busy.

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:eek: :wtf:
 
"Serial Killer Barbie
You're on the 10 Most Wanted list, and what is funny is the fact that they think your a man. Your cunning and clever, but most of all, you use those disarming good looks to lure your prey. They'll never catch you barbie. They'll never believe it if it was right in front of their face."....:shrug: wait a minute .....THEY THINK THAT I'M A MAN!
"...funny is the fact that they think your a man"
 
LOL! Woo, my results are rather true. ;) Well the Lesbian part anyway. :vamp:


Lesbian Barbie
Lesbian barbie also suffers from multiple personality disorder and bipolar disorder. Sometimes she thinks she's bisexual, or even going straight. Other times she is a full on bull dyke.
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Yay I'm a lesbian barbie too, hehe..


(And btw, what's the friggin' confusing thing about the dates and the "new posts"-button? Or is it my computer that is just so weird..? Lol..)
 
Hollywood Barbie
People are so mean when they call you vain and shallow. It's your agent who is pressuring you to get a second nose job! You can't help it the Malibu surgeon got the shape wrong (the lawsuit is still pending). It's not your fault the only 3 motion pictures you've ever done were box office bombs. They were bad scripts and your roles weren't big enough to save the film. Things will surely be lookig up for you soon, barbie. Atleast your live in boyfriend is a great masseur.


lol
 
Nobody got Special Needs Barbie!? I wanna see what it says about her LMAO!
 
Lol...I'm Transvestite Barbie

Shhhhh! If no one tells them that this barbie is really Ken, they'll never know. You spend thousands on surgery, and even more on your wardrobe. You have shoes in storage and jewelry out the ass. OOPS! You forgot your hormone shot!
 
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Geek Barbie
Hair up, glasses, and an IQ of 159. You design rockets for a living and run a server cluster in your living room. You speak 4 languages fluently but you spend most of your time speaking middle english in a role playing game online. You eat hotpockets and drink anything with caffeine and sugar.
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And just for Dan ;)

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Special Needs Barbie
The small bus doesn't come around any more, but that is okay. You sit around all day watching television. The social worker comes every week and the meds are always in the mail. Barbie, nobody loves you but everybody cares.
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Slut Barbie
You're that naked barbie that you always see discarded on someone's bedroom floor........and you like it. (Atleast you aren't the beheaded barbie, whew!) Anyway, you have long since gave up on that Ken. You need that hot plastic injection and you need it now!
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that is so lame.. im no slut okay! lol!
 
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