Zach/Ash

[Valkyrie]

Ash was waiting for Zach in the underground parking garage in the building he lived in. She was lying naked on the hood of Haleigh's 1986 Plymouth Windstar.

"I stole Haleigh's new car. Care for a little payback? I also brought a video camera."

She picked up the RCA camcorder sitting next to her and hoisted it onto her shoulder.

"Just let me put in the VHS tape...I have it here somewhere..."

 

[Orion]

He pulled into his parking spot to find Ashley waiting in the garage next to what might be the most hideous car ever made.

"Oh YES! Make sure my Ferrari is in the background of the shot."

He said, walking up behind her and pulling her against his body as she fiddled with the camera.

"You're an evil genius...."

He said, moving her hair to one side so he could kiss her neck.

 

[Valkyrie]

"And you!"

She said, positioning the camera to get the mythic shot - WITH Zach's car in the background.

"I mean, after twelve hundred years fucking you'd think I wouldn't be able to feel anything, but..whew...you certainly can use that thing Donkey Boy."

She took his hands and strategically placed them on her body.

"Oh, Zach, Do me! Do me now!"

Maybe she should consider a career in porn after this...or Hollywood.

 

[Orion]

"Hee HAW!"

He laughed, bending her over the hood of Haleigh's car and unzipping his pants as she pulled hers down.

"You know,"

He began thoughtfully as he nudged her ankles a little farther apart and eased his way in.

"If I'm honest with you, I was a little concerned that first night. I mean 1200 years of getting rammed..... but clearly you've been working your kegels all this time!"

 

[Valkyrie]

"Well, a girl's got to take care of her money maker!"

She reached behind her, clutching him to her.

“Come on big boy, I don’t want to be able to walk tomorrow. Ride me hard cowboy!”

She turned her head, looking pensive.

“Is the angle right? Maybe I need to turn to the right? Or what if I put my leg up on the hood?”

 

[Orion]

"Oh, damn, you want it like that, okay!"

He realized, grabbing her by the hips with both hands and ramping up the aggression.

"Yeah, yeah, put your leg up on the bumper! Oh yeah, right there's good!"

He said, reaching around with his right hand and feeling his way to the perfect spot.

 

[Valkyrie]

"Oh Zach! Yes! Your hand feels so good!"

She followed his instructions, putting her foot up on the bumper. Which promptly fell off the car.

"I really thought Haleigh would have a nicer car..."

Just as she was about to suggest putting her ankles behind her head, the pizza delivery guy arrived.

"Oh perfect!"

She looked at Zach.

"I thought you might get hungry, snookums, so I ordered a pizza. All Italians like pizza right? I mean, they invented it!"

She looked the pizza boy over. Not bad. She turned back to Zach.

"Unless you want to...?"

 

[Orion]

"Haleigh spends all her money on guns and ammunition."

Yeah, she liked it. He could tell she was getting close. He reached with his other hand to pull her hair, bringing her body upright so he could kiss her when she came.

That was when a car pulled up. Who the fuck? He wondered, as he kept going. Ash mentioned ordering pizza. Awesome. She was literally the best.

He looked the pizza boy over as Ash suggested something new. Bit of a guido looking motherfucker....

"Alright Pauly D, let's see what you're working with."

The kid had his clothes off so quickly, Zach that maybe he had mutant speed. He tried not to laugh. At least he didn't have anything to worry about, size wise.

"Come over here bud, I'm gonna take a snack break."

The pizza boy eagerly approached, and then Zach narrowed his eyes, grabbed the boy by the nape of his neck, and slammed him face down onto the hood of the car so hard, it dented.

"Yeah, I didn't like the way he was looking at you. Sorry not sorry."

 

[Valkyrie]

He pulled her hair and she almost came right then, it was such a manly gesture. To her surprise, Zach called the pizza boy over. Looked like it was her lucky day.

But at the last minute, Zach seemed to change his mind and introduced the guy's face to the car hood, denting it. Which strangely made the car look better.

"Oh, Zach! You're jealous!"

She turned around and threw her arms around Zach, kissing him passionately.

"Violence makes me so hot."

She wrapped her legs around his waist.

"I believe you were in the middle of something?"